In case you missed it, outsourcing has really expanded it’s offerings lately. Sure, we all know we can outsource our web design to some kid in Nepal, but did you know you can also outsource other skills you just can’t manage on your own, such as: Psychopathy
Thank you so much for relieving me of all those burdensome responsibilities of being a human, to experts and authorities. I'm sure they'll do a much better job than I could ever hope to.
I'm so pleased that those same experts are now developing artificial wombs and synthetic breast milk, so women can outsource gestating and feeding their own babies (who of course aren't their own, but the property of the state). Life of Brian is finally coming true, and Stan/Loretta really will be able to gestate his/her foetus in a box.
Where can I outsource my rage against all this idiocy?
BRILLIANT, Shane!
A great read thank you Shane. 🤣👏🏻👍
A splendid piece of satire, Shane. Entertaining throughout.
Thank you so much for relieving me of all those burdensome responsibilities of being a human, to experts and authorities. I'm sure they'll do a much better job than I could ever hope to.
I'm so pleased that those same experts are now developing artificial wombs and synthetic breast milk, so women can outsource gestating and feeding their own babies (who of course aren't their own, but the property of the state). Life of Brian is finally coming true, and Stan/Loretta really will be able to gestate his/her foetus in a box.
superb, needed a laugh at this bizarre stupidity we are currently experiencing.