The Voice a Resounding Success

Australian Cult leaders are celebrating a successful ‘Voice’ campaign today, hailing it as a landmark example of masterful population distraction.

Treasonous criminals with overwhelming evidence of democide, corruption and related evils, successfully managed to corrale their victims into polling booths yesterday to vote on whether new meaningless words should be added to the magic ‘constitution’ scroll, which had been gathering dust achieving nothing during the past 4 years of unconstitutional tyranny.

The hastily compiled ‘Voice’ distraction was a seemingly last ditch effort at preventing retribution from regular folk who had been terrorised, defrauded, murdered, maimed and beggared during the largest crime spree the planet has ever witnessed - the Covid Era. The runaway success of the infantile scheme was therefore a blow to civilisation as a whole, but a real godsend to some. Murderers and rapists were quick to learn from their politician mentors, and immediately started polling arresting officers on their favourite icecream flavours. The officers promptly ignored the evidence of abhorrent crimes and argued with each other over which flavour would virtue signal the most.

Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Soldhisouleasy still can’t believe it, and had this to share on digital control social media platform, Twix:

“You morons don’t even deserve subterfuge anymore. We literally wrote down gibberish on a constitution we have been actively abusing for four years and you still think we have your intentions at heart, or that voting will achieve anything at all. I cannot overstate my contempt for you all.”

In many ways, such refreshing honesty is to be admired when compared with the senseless optimism of freedom fighters, many of whom agree with this Twix from online personality Cookers_are_people_too:

“Getting a resounding No vote in this referendum is such a victory for honest folk everywhere. That sends a real message to the WEF, WHO, Deep State, Club of Rome, Military Industrial Complex’s and other organisations enslaving us. The next time they try to double their share of the planet’s resources, depopulate and sterilise tens of millions of us using genetic weaponry and solidify global power in their hands, they’ll know that four years later, some of us will vote against a trivial aspect of their plans!”

It is unclear how much this ‘message’ has dented the victory celebrations of our overlords, who are still yet to see a single casualty, fine, or meaningful legal defeat (which was not self-inflicted) since their war was launched.

I urge (international) readers to trust me that any explanation of the Aussie political rubbish which inspired this piece, or the obscure terms within, is simply not worth anyone’s time. I recommend spending your energy on Puppets and Hip Hop instead.