The Blame Game

Human Rights are intrinsic, unless.....

The Australian Human Rights Comission Human Rights Award night is only a few weeks away. People are giddy with anticipation, and all the talk is on Covid (Sorry Julian, Yemen, and White Men).

As a society, we put aside $30 million for these people to come up with childlike reasons for endorsing the evil, but profitable, Covid Scam. I suggest you check them out now, as it is a surprisingly good record of the recent Human Rights Abuses, right alongside an admission that this is what they are, right alongside the clearly fraudulent justifications of them. It will be memory holed very soon, along with the Great Barrington Declaration, Sweden, and the entire continent of Africa.

More importantly, we get to enjoy hypocrisy which has no equal. Not Barack Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize. Not Joe Biden’s anti-corruption strategy. Better. Those presiding over and justifying the gravest Human Rights abuses of this era will be issuing Human Rights awards.

We break down the nominees in all four categories and their Human Rights triumphs, which led them to be nominated:

Human Rights Medal:

Rosalind Croucher - Presenter of the award, and current hot favourite to award it to herself. Nominated for accurately spotting the potential for fake Public Health emergencies to usher in Human Rights abuses, then bravely standing aside to allow Covid to be used as a fake emergency. Also courageously resisted any and all accurate information about anything from appearing on the Commission’s website, allowing it to endorse the government narrative that their tyranny and corruption had no alternative.

Dan Andrews - For not brutalising people as much as he could have, and representing both narcissists and megalomaniacs, who are under-represented in positions of leadership.

Anthony Fauci - Who heard about a reward, and immediately claimed he is an Australian Citizen and ‘did good Human Rights stuff’. This claim was not questioned, as obviously questioning ‘science itself’ is not done. Good luck Anthony.

Community Award:

This category was absolutely inundated with entries! It seems everyone was a Human Rights champion this year, and all they had to do was jab a genetic experiment in their arm, repeat propaganda and discriminate against their fellow man. This protected billions of people across the planet from severe disease, so choosing just one seems almost a crime. Nevertheless, here are a few:

Pho NZombi - for posting a picture of himself getting vaccinated, with the caption ‘doing my bit’. It is heartwarming that Pho advocates Human Rights at such cost to himself.

Jake Jakeson - A Community Leader dedicated to Human Rights, Jake made sure that his neighbours did not exceed their 1 hour of exercise a day, or communicate with each other in person during the Human Rights affirming Lockdowns. In this manner, Jake clearly championed all our rights to the highest level of health.

Neva DaTruth - A Journalist covering health for a large media network, Neva made sure that information from whistleblowers and independent journalists was censored, slandered and ‘fact checked’. This allowed the actions presented as ‘necessary for public health’ to remain just that, and not be labelled Human Rights Abuses. For this innovative and cost effective way of preventing Human Rights violations, Neva is favourite in this category.

Law Award

Justice Robert Beech-Jones - A true martyr. After heroically isolating himself from the public he purports to represent, this judge fought to keep Human Rights as something allocated on a whim by Brad Hazzard, not something inherent to each individual. He had to withstand pressure from equality seeking institutions as well. In doing so, he was forced to argue that Public Health orders can do everything the Law used to do, and more, which would have made his entire career worthless if he really meant it, and wasn’t just saying it to protect those who appointed him.

Horatio G. Mihet - A controversial nominee, most likely nominated as a hoax. Horatio is said to have worked tirelessly to achieve compensation for victims of mandatory vaccination. If the fact that there could not ever be victims of something so safe, effective and voluntary doesn’t make you suspicious, that ridiculous and clearly made up name just might.

Officer Hierod Goon, NSW Police Force - For using wisdom and discernment that he could not help abusing the rights of Australian Citizens because Human Rights are not actually enshrined in law. This left him with no other option than to act as the paid thug of a criminal multinational pharmaceutical company, and to not stand up to anyone ordering him to commit felonies. Officer Goon proved that not everything is an easy choice, and choosing to support Human Rights will often cost you a moment of reflection before heading off to the pub.

Community Organisation Award

Alan Joyce, Qantas CEO - While many businesses and industries were successful in organising Human Rights awareness by violating so many of them, the Qantas leader was more committed than most. He still cares not if his pilots die from vaccines, or kill a whole plane full of passengers with them, he is committed to progress. His dedication to the most recent and little known Human Right - the Right to Profit via division - above all others, is truly heartwarming.

Joint Award, Public Services - This nomination is for equality, and includes all those people who put the social distancing stickers up, who put signs on shops, who asked people to fill out forms disclosing their private health status, who separated families at the doors of hospitals, and who forced masks on little kids. Many of these people were just doing their job without thinking. However, our nominees were fully aware that what they were doing was ‘not right in any way shape or form’, and did it anyway. It always irks us that Human Rights get confused with Left and Rights or Wrong and Rights, and we are grateful that these people ignored all of them equally.

Young People’s Award

We received no nominees for this category, so launched a quick investigation as to why. One mistake was to market the nominations on facebook, which no one under 25 knows about. While this demographic often does know about the concept of Human Rights, they univerally assume that it is something related to history class, since there is no evidence of Rights being upheld IRL ( Young person code for ‘In Real Life’). Since this bodes poorly for our $30 million yearly windfall, we would like young people to be more aware of them, but would definitely not like them expecting to have them or anything in case the government want to print more money soon. As such, we nominate:

Getta Handowt - Complained loudly and often about e-learning while forced to do so, then regularly skipped school to watch Youtube in bed when allowed back. Even though we endorsed the restrictions on everyone’s Right to Education, we applaud Getta’s complaining, yet compliant attitude.

Smombies (Abbreviation. Smart Phone Zombie) - The graphiti tag of a group which spraypainted known anti-vaxxer shops. For the record, even the shopowners who got the Jab and were subsequently dead or injured are still anti-vaxxers if they tried to speak out. Although the owners of the shops were not allowed to open, so no one saw the graffiti, it’s spiritual message was well-intentioned, and is a good summary of the state of Human Rights discussions worldwide: Antivaxxers are against The Right to Health, hence have no other rights, and we support this.