Pfizer shareholders sue for 'criminal negligence'.

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Despite record profits, angry shareholders are accusing Pfizer leadership of 'failing their profit maximizing obligations' by unnecessarily providing any safety data at all. 

Given their complete lack of accountability, plaintiffs claim that Pfizer management was fraudulently influenced to waste money on safety trials of covid 19 experimental jabs. 

"No trials at all would have saved money, and billions more were unnecessarily spent on propaganda, lobbying and capturing regulatory organisations." 

Says one plaintiff, who is both a Pfizer shareholder, a judge ruling in anti mandate suits, and a candidate to preside over this trial:

"Traditional censorship in the media would have been enough to ensure our, i mean Pfizer's current sales."

Legal expert Bob Loblaw says Pfizer's board should be very worried.

"Whistleblowers, proof of fraud, millions of deaths and injuries, worldwide protests, and existing laws against genetic experiments did nothing to slow sales, which is strong evidence that money on bribes and lobbying was completely wasted."

A spokesperson for the company refuted the claims, saying only that the expenditure was 'both safe, and effective.'